Master of Destruction

[El Pirata]

My roommate wants his own nickname, he thinks being known as John is just not fitting for him. I must say I am partly agreeable here. I mean he is learning from El Pirata "Master Of Disaster" and has gone way beyond my own expectations for breaking things. Hell lately his rc's are coming home in worse shape than MINE. Anyway he expressed a thought for a name for him, "Master Of Destruction" but it does not quite have great ring to it. Anyone have any thoughts what my protogee could be called?

 

[HumboldtBlazer]

how about "John the guy who is real tuff on his rc's" That is kinda long but i think it is fitting.:tophat:

 

[scottm]

If he doesn't clean up after himself, I would call him "turd licking rectum wart"

 

[El Pirata]

Originally posted by HumboldtBlazer
how about "John the guy who is real tuff on his rc's" That is kinda long but i think it is fitting.:tophat:

Fitting, yes. Long, certainly. I think he might have been looking for something a tad bit shorter.

 

[El Pirata]

Anyone else?

 

[Error401]

You mean as in a nickname? That's a pretty personal type of thing.

 

[gutterboy]

How about Destruction. Short, simple, and very meaningfull.

 

[Error401]

Capt.Carnage.
SpareParts.
MyLHSlovesMe
TestTillFailure
R/CTerror
MyMaxxHatesMe
or

John the Destroyer

 

[El Pirata]

Originally posted by gutterboy
How about Destruction. Short, simple, and very meaningfull.

He might like that. I mean he's still being taught a few things from the Master himself but he's going way beyond my expectations.

Originally posted by Error401
SpareParts

TestTillFailure

John the Destroyer

I like those too. Destroyer seems like it's missing something, mean without Conan there needs to be a better name before than just plain John.

 

[Error401]

Balzak the Destroyer

I still like John the Destroyer, kind of reminds me of Ashe from Army of Darkness. Take the concept to the extreme and you might get "Cuddles the Destroyer", so John might be somewhere between Balzak and cuddles on the strange-o-meter.

 

[El Pirata]

Cuddles, hmmm that kinda sounds heterosexually challenged and I don't think that would be politically correct.

 

[gutterboy]

There is a lady at my work that we call spare parts. Its because it looks like she was put together with spare parts.

 

[El Pirata]

I was kinda liking that one but it's almost like something is missing from that term.

 

[gutterboy]

Dr. Destruction MD

 

[Waste Land]

No offense but I think those are kinda corny. The "Master Of Diaster" thing just fits EP, and sounds kinda cool. But Capt Carnage is more like a RCNT name. AS far as a nick name goes, I think it needs to be short and catchy. Nothign like you'd here in a G.I. Joe Cartoon. I dont know the guy, just hear what you have told me, nicknames are usually a more on the spot kinda thing as my "Wild Card Member" thign with Eddy calling me that in a thread I made causing trouble. Hmmmmmm....Wings...Maybe....If he's learning from EP then he's going to need them.

 

[nitro dave]

how about "spam boy's roomie" has a cool ring to it.

 

[Waste Land]

Harsh!

 

[El Pirata]

Waste Land said this one on I'm, Target Practice, that's got a catchy ring to it.

 

[HumboldtBlazer]

Ok how about Destructjohn it's kinda sounds like destruction. :nono:

 

[bill61]

Master Disaster
Master of Disaster
Disaster Master
Crash Master III
Masher John
John Havoc - car crasher
John Dunnit