A man and a woman, who had never met before, and who were both married
to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room
on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she
in the lower.
At 1 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "I'm
sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f**king blanket!"
After a brief moment of silence ... he farted.
to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room
on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she
in the lower.
At 1 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "I'm
sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f**king blanket!"
After a brief moment of silence ... he farted.
