Haha, I like the way you think my friend.
You should see my current overkill project. The other day I saw a mouse in my hobby room so I got four mousetraps. I was sitting here at there computer and the lil bastard came out and looked at me, and then ate the cheese off the trap. I scared him to make him jump on the trap, and he ran back and fourth over the lever twice. I was really hoping to see blood.
So, I went shopping at Wal-Mart, and I now have 16 mousetraps of all different sizes and shapes laying in wait for the little rat bastard. If he was to chew the box of my prized NIB TLT-1, I would have to wait for him in the dark, capture him, and gleefully torture him for days before putting him in a slow cooker to live a hot, boiling but not dead, last few minutes.