Letterman's Top Ten Reasons

[StrechM]

Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Golf Is Better Than Sex

#10 - A below par performance is considered good.

#9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of
beers.

#8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7 - Foursomes are encouraged.

#6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5 - Three times a day is possible.

#4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.

#3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it every day.

#2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

and best of all................

#1 - If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.


am I banned yet?

 

[msly]

You should be banned for so many corny Jokes! J/K

LOL

 

[Nitro_Freak]

lol i've heard that before but it's still funny

 

[Rolex]

Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Golf Is Better Than Sex
am I banned yet?

I hope not. I've been wandering through the archives in the last few days and you won't believe how many of your articles and jokes I have copied and saved. Keep them coming.
If you stop submitting interesting articles and good jokes, then you should be banned.

 

[ZANDOR]

no matter how many time i have herd that it is funny..



hey why didn't the uniut cross the road????










he had no balls.........................................lol

 

[StrechM]

I hope not. I've been wandering through the archives in the last few days and you won't believe how many of your articles and jokes I have copied and saved. Keep them coming.
If you stop submitting interesting articles and good jokes, then you should be banned.

I'll probably get banned anyway some day, just for good measure.

 

[Jamie]

haha! Great jokes Strech keep 'em coming!