Latest Technology from Apple

[Racer 1966]

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost $499 with 4 GB of memory
or $599 with 8 GB.

This is a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them!

 

[bentover]

Dammit, I was hoping for beer boobies first, then musical boobies.

 

[nicholas655]

well i guess i know where i will stick my head these days !!!!!!

right between the holy mountains!!!!

(motor boat, brrrrrrrrr)

 

[Karl M]

well i guess i know where i will stick my head these days !!!!!!

right between the holy mountains!!!!

(motor boat, brrrrrrrrr)

ROTFLMAO!!! Man, you're killin me.

 

[Rolex]

That's great. Wow, I can't wait to try out those headphones. Pulse beats in living stereo.

 

[The Slacker]

IS there a way that I can plug in?

 

[bentover]

I heard there is a USB port in a certain "area".

 

[HeartBreak]

Last I heard, they were firewire-based. Either way, they're plug-n-play, and completely compatible with iHands.

There has been a rumor tho, if you use the new iBreast in public, you'll get a fatal exception, and have to reboot your social life.

 

[SkyMaxx]

I wonder if they will jiggle on their own to the beat of the music like the iDog, iCat, and iFish...