Jokes???????

[SaVaGeR21]

what happened to the jokes that people used to post like every day?? i liked those! lol. i forgot who it was but someone used to post one like everyday. and i jus noticed i havent read a joke in a while on here. jw. thanks

 

[aj200415]

more of a riddle....................

theres a guy on a horse in a desert when he comes to a pond. he has to give his horse exactly 4 gallons of water no more/no less or it will die.

all he has is a 3 gallon bucket and a 5 gallon bucket. how does he do it???

if no one gets it, i will post the anwser sunday cause I'm leaven real early tomorrow.

 

[AC48]

Rolex was the one who posted jokes everyday. Anyone know where he went?

 

[.30savage]

one day some golfers were in the club house talking when one fellow jumped up and challanged the course pro to a game...he said i'll bet you a $1000 i can beat you in 9 holes,but i get a advantage,i get two "gotcha's"....the pro thinks about it for a bit,he can't come up with anything that a gotcha would be and decides oh well he only gets two any ways i'll play him.
a few hours later the boys see the pro writing a cheque for the guy and they ask..how in the world did he beat you? the pro replies....well i was the first tee box warming up,got ready to hit the ball,was in the middle of my back swing when all of a sudden the other guy ran up behind me,reached between my legs,grabs my crotch and yells..."gotcha"......ever try to play a game of golf waiting for the second "gotcha?"

 

[HeartBreak]

more of a riddle....................

theres a guy on a horse in a desert when he comes to a pond. he has to give his horse exactly 4 gallons of water no more/no less or it will die.

all he has is a 3 gallon bucket and a 5 gallon bucket. how does he do it???

if no one gets it, i will post the anwser sunday cause I'm leaven real early tomorrow.

Easy, fills each bucket half-way. half of 5 is 2.5, half of 3 is 1.5... 1.5+2.5=4

 

[cvec7]

lol, nice.

SilentGTBoy used to post some pretty often, but he left the forums a little more than a year ago.

 

[SMaxxin]

Easy, fills each bucket half-way. half of 5 is 2.5, half of 3 is 1.5... 1.5+2.5=4

That's not an accurate measurement. But if you filled the three gallon jug and emptied it into the 5 gallon jug twice the second time you would have exactly one gallon left in the 3 gallon jug. Now you empty the 5 gallon jug add the one gallon that is still in the 3 gallon jug, fill the 3 gallon jug and put that into the 5 gallon jug and you have exactly 4 gallons. I saw this on Die Hard with a vengeance.

 

[retarded pilot]

two good ol boys were driving down a country road & noticed the car in front of them weaving eraticly then drve off the road into a tree ...they run up to the car as a preacher is getting out stagering drunk... they say father are you a alright he says I'm fine
i had jesus riding with me ...& one of the good ol boys replys well you better let him ride with us your gonna kill him

 

[sweetdiesel]

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:
"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great.
I be at work soon. You got nice house !

 

[Candyman]

more of a riddle....................

theres a guy on a horse in a desert when he comes to a pond. he has to give his horse exactly 4 gallons of water no more/no less or it will die.

all he has is a 3 gallon bucket and a 5 gallon bucket. how does he do it???

if no one gets it, i will post the anwser sunday cause I'm leaven real early tomorrow.

Fill the 3 gal and pour it into the 5 gal. Fill the 3 gal again and pour it into the 5 until the 5 is full. this will leave 1 gal in the 3 gal container. Empty the 5. Pour the 1 gal from the 3 into the 5. That leaves the 3 empty and 1 gal in the 5 gal container. Fill the 3 and pour it into the 5 leaving you with exactly 4 gallons in the 5 gallon container. I hope your horse is happy.

 

[Candyman]

Fill the 3 gal and pour it into the 5 gal. Fill the 3 gal again and pour it into the 5 until the 5 is full. this will leave 1 gal in the 3 gal container. Empty the 5. Pour the 1 gal from the 3 into the 5. That leaves the 3 empty and 1 gal in the 5 gal container. Fill the 3 and pour it into the 5 leaving you with exactly 4 gallons in the 5 gallon container. I hope your horse is happy.

Oh never mind, I didn't read sMaxxin's post. He beat me to it.

 

[beason]

more of a riddle....................

theres a guy on a horse in a desert when he comes to a pond. he has to give his horse exactly 4 gallons of water no more/no less or it will die.

all he has is a 3 gallon bucket and a 5 gallon bucket. how does he do it???

if no one gets it, i will post the anwser sunday cause I'm leaven real early tomorrow.

fill up 3 gal and pour into 5 gal..
fill up 3 gal again and pour till 5 is full this leaves 1 gal in 3 gal tub
dump out 5 gal and pour the 1 gal left in the 3 gal tub into 5 gal tub
refill 3 gal tub and pour into 5 gal tub.. = 4 gal

 

[beason]

damn story of my life late as usual lol

 

[HeartBreak]

That's not an accurate measurement. But if you filled the three gallon jug and emptied it into the 5 gallon jug twice the second time you would have exactly one gallon left in the 3 gallon jug. Now you empty the 5 gallon jug add the one gallon that is still in the 3 gallon jug, fill the 3 gallon jug and put that into the 5 gallon jug and you have exactly 4 gallons. I saw this on Die Hard with a vengeance.

Dang, talk about over-simplifying it.... :jk: