Joke told by ladies

[Rolex]

.....A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath

'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet dear,' she replied.

 

[BOUTCH]

WHAT!!! those are brains??? WOW!!!

 

[Rolex]

Only after you start dating.

 

[Monkey Wrench]

It is now confirmed, I am the smartest man in the world (and the best choice for OZEC!)

 

[Rolex]

LMAO !!!! Your brains are WAY too vulnerable for such a dangerous job.

Lesson can drop you with a swift kick to just one of your brains.

 

[frickenjoey]

Speaking of brains.....just had "Brain Surgery".....wow that is some sore stuff. But I have two kids and that is all I need so I guess it pays off in the long run right? Ice and the couch are my best friends right now...lol

 

[HeartBreak]

Sounds more like a lobotomy to me...

 

[robmob]

Speaking of brains.....just had "Brain Surgery".....wow that is some sore stuff. But I have two kids and that is all I need so I guess it pays off in the long run right? Ice and the couch are my best friends right now...lol

I am gearing up for brain surgery myself.

After reading the ice and couch comment though, the boys have sucked themselves into my stomach in fear.

 

[Rolex]

OW and OW! The last few posts have given me 2 really bad headaches.

 

[frickenjoey]

The most funny part of it all is there was four people in the room working on me...two male two females. The one that prepped me up with the beidadine was a young female about...22 or so and she asked if I had any problems with her doing so.
Let me see... pretty young girl cleaning up the boys? Well...no actually go ahead. So she said don't worry I have seen a lot of them so....I replied.. So.... you say you have seen a lot of d*ck in your day huh? She just replied "Oh god that is not what I said!" But one of the guys in the room corrected her..Yes that is exactly what she said. She just grins and rolls her eyes.. Yeah OK whatever! So she starts to work and I look at her and make eye contact and say" You know....normally by the time I get to this part of a relationship I would have at least have offered to buy you a drink." Again the room turns to laughter. After that it was just no holds barred. So the second female shows up to the room and is standing by watching. So I asked her what her job was...she just smiles and says she is the receptionist. Hmmm...not sure what she needed to be there for but hey join the party right? After all was said and done the Dr said that I was one of his better patients because I guess a lot of people go in there and won't talk or even make eye contact. Hey Robmob....brother it is not all that bad. Just go with the flow and you will be ok. Good times right?

 

[Rolex]

Funny stuff, frickenjoey. Always make the best of any situation. Glad you could laugh about it.

 

[platgof]

You will lose your ability to get hard as the years go by, just thought I would let you know! There are side effects that they do not tell you about because they would lose customers. Yoyr manly is now femme.

 

[Cupooterluvr]

Yeah, sure, tell him AFTER the fact LOL.

 

[platgof]

You can reverse this operation. Your tosterone level drops significantly. I think this is an unwise operation if you do not have children yet.

 

[joneser4u]

You will lose your ability to get hard as the years go by, just thought I would let you know! There are side effects that they do not tell you about because they would lose customers. Yoyr manly is now femme.

they got a pill for that,but it makes you go blind (i hear)?

even when we are done having kids no way id even consider doing this! just reading these post gives me that sick feeling in the stomac, like i just got kicked in the nuts.

 

[flandersander]

U mean brains...

 

[Karl M]

Had a Lobotomy a couple of months ago, while not as memroable as Joey's, it wasn't too bad. Trying to walk out of the doctor's office with an ice pack down my pants must have been a sight. Women smile and giggle, men cringe. (fairer sex my a$$!) The wife was cool about it, she took the kids away for the day to let me be in peace for a while. Just remember Rob, ice is your friend, I wouldn't normally recomend it for that area, but in this case GOOOOD!!!