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Heaven & Hell
An old lady dies & goes to heaven.
She's chatting with St Peter at the Pearly Gates when suddenly she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams.
"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings.
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation.
Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams
"Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?"
"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."
"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."
"You can't go there" says St. Peter. "You'll be raped & sodomized."
"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that."
An old lady dies & goes to heaven.
She's chatting with St Peter at the Pearly Gates when suddenly she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams.
"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings.
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation.
Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams
"Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?"
"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."
"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."
"You can't go there" says St. Peter. "You'll be raped & sodomized."
"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that."
