Joke: Jewish Samurai

[Rolex]

Back in the olden days when Samurai were honored amongst royalty, there was a powerful Japanese Emperor who needed a new Samurai chief . He sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world that he was searching for the best in the land to fill the position. A year passed, but only 3 people applied for the honorable position; a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai.

The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to demonstrate why he should be chosen. . The Japanese Samurai opened a match box, and out flew a bumblebee. Whoosh! went his sword, and the bumblebee dropped dead on the ground, sliced in two. The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"

The emperor then issued the same challenge to the Chinese Samurai, to demonstrate why he should be chosen. The Chinese Samurai also opened a match box and out buzzed a fly. Whoosh, Whoosh! Whoosh! and the fly dropped dead on the ground in several small pieces. The emperor exclaimed: "That is VERY impressive !"

Now the emperor turned to the Jewish Samurai, and asked him to demonstrate why he should be the Chief . The Jewish Samurai also opened a match box, and out flew a gnat. His flashing sword went Whoosh! But the gnat was still alive and flying around.

The emperor, obviously disappointed, said: "Very ambitious!, but why is that gnat not dead?"

The Jewish Samurai said, "Circumcision is not meant to kill."

 

[AC48]

LOL, Halarious man, where do you get all these???

 

[El Pirata]

You rock!!!

 

[Jamie]

Nice joke yet again! Thats for that one

 

[Blah420]

ahah thats freakin funny