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An elderly woman calls the Police department and tells them there's a gorilla in a tree in her back yard, so she is afraid to go outside her house.
Right away an animal control agent shows up, and tells her they've been looking for the one that escaped from the zoo during the night.
He gets a large net out of his truck and starts laying it on the ground around the tree. "What's that for?" asks the woman. "To catch the gorilla" replies the agent.
He goes to his truck again. This time he comes back with a pit bull, which he ties to the tree trunk. "What's he for?" she asks.
The agent explains, "This is a highly trained animal control dog, and it will lock its' jaws on the gorilla's testicles when he falls from the tree.
"What's the point of that?" she asks. The agent replies, "The gorilla will freeze in pain, and not move a muscle, and I'll be able to safely secure it."
He walks back to his truck one more time and comes back with a baseball bat in one hand and a shotgun in the other. He hands the shotgun to the woman and heads for the tree. "Whats this for?" she asks.
He stops to explain. "I am going to climb the tree and knock the gorilla down with the bat, and the dog will hold him while I climb down to cinch the net."
"But what about the shotgun?" she asks.
"It might not be necessary, but just keep it cocked and ready." he says.
He climbs the tree, gets ready to swing, and the gorilla knocks the animal control agent out of the tree.
As the agent is falling towards the ground, he screams, "SHOOT THE DOG, SHOOT THE DOG ! "
Right away an animal control agent shows up, and tells her they've been looking for the one that escaped from the zoo during the night.
He gets a large net out of his truck and starts laying it on the ground around the tree. "What's that for?" asks the woman. "To catch the gorilla" replies the agent.
He goes to his truck again. This time he comes back with a pit bull, which he ties to the tree trunk. "What's he for?" she asks.
The agent explains, "This is a highly trained animal control dog, and it will lock its' jaws on the gorilla's testicles when he falls from the tree.
"What's the point of that?" she asks. The agent replies, "The gorilla will freeze in pain, and not move a muscle, and I'll be able to safely secure it."
He walks back to his truck one more time and comes back with a baseball bat in one hand and a shotgun in the other. He hands the shotgun to the woman and heads for the tree. "Whats this for?" she asks.
He stops to explain. "I am going to climb the tree and knock the gorilla down with the bat, and the dog will hold him while I climb down to cinch the net."
"But what about the shotgun?" she asks.
"It might not be necessary, but just keep it cocked and ready." he says.
He climbs the tree, gets ready to swing, and the gorilla knocks the animal control agent out of the tree.
As the agent is falling towards the ground, he screams, "SHOOT THE DOG, SHOOT THE DOG ! "
