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Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to
Wonder and says, "How is the singing career going?"
Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad! How's the golf?"
Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my
swing, but I think I've got that right now."
Stevie Wonder says, "I always find that when my swing goes wrong,
I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then,
the next time I play, it seems to be all right.
Tiger Woods says, "You play golf?"
Stevie Wonder says, "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."
Woods says, "But, you're blind. How can you play
golf if you're blind?"
Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the
fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and
play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball
lands, the caddy moves to the green and again I play the ball
towards his voice."
"But, how do you putt?" asks Woods.
"Well," says Stevie, "I have my caddy tap a pencil on the lip of
the cup, and I putt towards the tapping sound."
Woods asks, "What's your handicap?"
Stevie says, "I'm a scratch golfer."
Woods, amazed, says to Stevie, "We've got to play sometime."
Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only
play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."
Woods gives him a handshake and says, "Okay, you're on, it's a deal.
18 holes at $10,000 a hole. When would you like to play?"
Stevie says, "Any night, after ten."
Wonder and says, "How is the singing career going?"
Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad! How's the golf?"
Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my
swing, but I think I've got that right now."
Stevie Wonder says, "I always find that when my swing goes wrong,
I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then,
the next time I play, it seems to be all right.
Tiger Woods says, "You play golf?"
Stevie Wonder says, "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."
Woods says, "But, you're blind. How can you play
golf if you're blind?"
Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the
fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and
play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball
lands, the caddy moves to the green and again I play the ball
towards his voice."
"But, how do you putt?" asks Woods.
"Well," says Stevie, "I have my caddy tap a pencil on the lip of
the cup, and I putt towards the tapping sound."
Woods asks, "What's your handicap?"
Stevie says, "I'm a scratch golfer."
Woods, amazed, says to Stevie, "We've got to play sometime."
Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only
play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."
Woods gives him a handshake and says, "Okay, you're on, it's a deal.
18 holes at $10,000 a hole. When would you like to play?"
Stevie says, "Any night, after ten."
