- Messages
- 35,104
- Reaction score
- 1,854
- Points
- 2,198
- Location
- In my recliner
- RC Driving Style
- Bashing
- Flying
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says "Hi, I'm here to pick up my check. Man, I hate drawing
welfare, I'd really rather have a job".
The man behind the welfare desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just
got a job opening from a very wealthy man who wants a driver and bodyguard
for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to get a chauffeur's license but he'll supply the limousine, a cell
phone and all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, all your meals will
be provided. Since you will be on call, you will be provided, at no cost to you,
a luxurious apartment above the 4 car garage. Very spacious living quarters.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips, so you will
also need to get a passport. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says "Wow, that's incredible. You've gotta' be shittin' me".
The welfare clerk says, "Well, yeah, but you started it"
counter and says "Hi, I'm here to pick up my check. Man, I hate drawing
welfare, I'd really rather have a job".
The man behind the welfare desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just
got a job opening from a very wealthy man who wants a driver and bodyguard
for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to get a chauffeur's license but he'll supply the limousine, a cell
phone and all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, all your meals will
be provided. Since you will be on call, you will be provided, at no cost to you,
a luxurious apartment above the 4 car garage. Very spacious living quarters.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips, so you will
also need to get a passport. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says "Wow, that's incredible. You've gotta' be shittin' me".
The welfare clerk says, "Well, yeah, but you started it"
