Joke: Cell Phone

[Rolex]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

-"Hello"

-"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

-"Yes"

-"I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it, Sweetie?"

-"Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much. I want you to be happy."

-"I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked. It's a beautiful silver."

-"How much?"

-"$60,000"

-"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

-"Great! Oh, and just one more thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

-"Wow, then go ahead and make them an offer, but just offer $895,000."

-"OK. Thank you, Darling - you're wonderful! I'll see you later! I love you!"

-"Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks:
.
-"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

 

[jon2]

Lol that was funny stuff man. Hate to be that womans husband!

 

[El Pirata]

I'd love to be the dude talking to her.

 

[vbgagnon]

beautiful!

 

[olds97_lss]

Good one!

 

[joey]

very funny