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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I
have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know
how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a
moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your
problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught
to pray. Bring your parrots over to my house, and we'll put
them in the cage with my two birds.
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and
your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no
time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots
were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.
impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're
hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked
over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads
away, our prayers have finally been answered."
have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know
how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a
moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your
problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught
to pray. Bring your parrots over to my house, and we'll put
them in the cage with my two birds.
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and
your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no
time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots
were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.
impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're
hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked
over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads
away, our prayers have finally been answered."
thats a good one !
