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A burglar broke into a house and was working on getting into the safe, when he thinks he hears someone say, "Jesus is watching you."
He looks around but sees nothing, so he goes back to opening the safe.
A few seconds later he hears, a bit louder, "Jesus is watching you."
He looks around and this time he sees a parrot in a cage.
He asks the parrot, "was that you?"
The parrot says, "yes"
The burglar says "whats your name?"
The parrot says "Moses"
The burglar says, "Moses? That's a really stupid name for a parrot. What kind of an idiot would call their parrot Moses?"
The parrot says, "The same idiot who named that big Rottweiler Jesus."
He looks around but sees nothing, so he goes back to opening the safe.
A few seconds later he hears, a bit louder, "Jesus is watching you."
He looks around and this time he sees a parrot in a cage.
He asks the parrot, "was that you?"
The parrot says, "yes"
The burglar says "whats your name?"
The parrot says "Moses"
The burglar says, "Moses? That's a really stupid name for a parrot. What kind of an idiot would call their parrot Moses?"
The parrot says, "The same idiot who named that big Rottweiler Jesus."
