Italian grandfather

[Rolex]

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.

"Guido, I wanna you lissina me.. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver
so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos "

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda your wife inna bed with another man..

"Whatta you gonna do then? Point to your watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"

 

[slowngreen]

lol nice! gotta share that one.

 

[hamz9561]

It sounds like you're talking from personal experience, Rolex.....

 

[frickenjoey]

Hey....you doon worry bout what I'm gonna do capish? Forgedabodit....

 

[weezracen]

Thats ahow we do badabing badaboom.

 

[BOUTCH]

LOL!!! Say ello to my little friend...