It has been two weeks today!

[godale03]

Hey guys,

I know this is probably going to get me beat up in the streets after work, but I just had to post my excitement. My wife and I have been married two weeks today! Wow how time flys! So far so good. Still smiling. Does time always fly by this fast once you are married? Anyway, I had to post this or bust at the seams. Take care guys.

Tom

 

[NCNitro]

Quit acting like a girl! Ya big sissie!!! LOL.

Pretty soon all the days will feel like weeks, the weeks like months, the months like years, the years like decades, well you get the point, lol.

Have you started the penny jar yet?

 

[ImBroken]

Quit acting like a girl! Ya big sissie!!! LOL.

Pretty soon all the days will feel like weeks, the weeks like months, the months like years, the years like decades, well you get the point, lol.

Have you started the penny jar yet?

Now that's funny... Life becomes a routine after marriage.. The trick to a successful one is, bringing new and exciting things into it..
Visit your local Adult Shop for ideas...

 

[WoodiE]

or your local swingers bar.





-Michael

 

[godale03]

Quit acting like a girl! Ya big sissie!!! LOL.

Pretty soon all the days will feel like weeks, the weeks like months, the months like years, the years like decades, well you get the point, lol.

Have you started the penny jar yet?

I have suggested it, actually I suggested a bean jar. She was rather intrigued by the idea. We would have a couple of bucks so far. I hope that doesn't end!

Tom

 

[FastEddy]

Hope in one hand and 500 in the other will get you.........

A hooker.

Enjoy it. Your only newlyweds once. Once you get settled in your focus will shift to other daily tasks.

 

[godale03]

Enjoy it. Your only newlyweds once. Once you get settled in your focus will shift to other daily tasks.

That is true. I am sure the day to day will take over soon enough. Keeping the flame alive will be challenging I know, but who knows maybe I will get lucky!

Tom

 

[Karl M]

Quit acting like a girl! Ya big sissie!!! LOL.

Pretty soon all the days will feel like weeks, the weeks like months, the months like years, the years like decades, well you get the point, lol.

Have you started the penny jar yet?

For some reason I keep thinking the song, "Paradise by the dashboard lights". The last part of the song.

 

[Monkey Wrench]

No, time does not fly by, it slows to a painful death march where your only hope is to die while sleeping.































Am I bumming you out?

 

[robmob]

After a year, the wife will be fitted for her fire resistent muff. After a few unsuccessful tries by you to penetrate it, the flame will die out.

 

[Hunter]

All these guys make it sound like its not a party all the time to be married to someone. Well I've been with my wife for 21 years this June and it feels like only 10 minutes.








Of course thats 10 minutes under wateronder2:

 

[Monkey Wrench]

All these guys make it sound like its not a party all the time to be married to someone. Well I've been with my wife for 21 years this June and it feels like only 10 minutes.








Of course thats 10 minutes under wateronder2:

Now THAT'S funny right there, I don't care who you are!

In truth, it's not all bad all the time.

 

[ZANDOR]

Now THAT'S funny right there, I don't care who you are!

In truth, it's not all bad all the time.

Your right monkey...Not all of the time.
Just most of the time!

:whip:

 

[Monkey Wrench]

Your right monkey...Not all of the time.
Just most of the time!

:whip:

Truer words never spoken (passes the Crown)

 

[jetmechG550]

Doctor's have made a discovery in a food that causes woman to gain 25lbs and lose thier sex drive...it's called....




















wedding cake!



Now dude this two stuff, you need to watch out that big can of Old Milwaukee doesn't fall on top of you!

 

[godale03]

Well guys,

Last night was going well. We got home, fixed dinner and played with the kid for a while, and then while I was in the pantry she came up and gave me one of those kisses... you know the ones that make your toes curl backwards! Then she asked me if I was going to be awake when she was done exercising. I said absolutely, and she replied... well I would have woken you up anyway! Ok... so I was thinking Woo! Hoo!... well then when the time came around she said she was tired and was just going to go to bed! What's up with that!

Tom

 

[vbgagnon]

Hey man its just starting. Pretty soon she won't even offer.

 

[godale03]

That is what I am affraid of! Well at least I have the playboy channel! (It is like the lifetime network for men) LOL

Tom

 

[Monkey Wrench]

Precisely why I posted this:

throw it in her for two pumps and a leg shake, slap her in the ass and tell her to make you a chicken pot pie and bring a cold beer with her!

See how everything comes full circle? See how everything innertwines? Everything's related, ying-yang, cause-and-effect, Darwin, Nitzche, Freud.


Marriage is God's joke on males. Bet on it!