Interesting Tattoos

[sweetdiesel]

Jan goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo

artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh,

right up just below her bikini line.

Jan also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good.

Jan then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with "Merry Christmas" up

on her left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.

As Jan is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, "If you don't mind,

could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"






Jan said, "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."


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[Monkey Wrench]

ROLMFAO!!!!! I'm going to tell my Mormon wife that one and see what kind of reaction I get!

 

[HeartBreak]

Once ya get out of the hospital, ya gotta tell us what she said, monkeywrench!

 

[dannyd]

LMAO. thats to funny.