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[Rolex]

Found any really ridiculous articles lately? Post them here.

A man from Nyköping in eastern Sweden has been denied a power wheelchair despite having had both of his legs amputated as the local health authority remained "uncertain if the impairment was permanent".

 

[frickenjoey]

Oh come on...I have seen that stuff grow back! What a complainer....oh wait that was on crabs and starfish...my bad

 

[CptAwesome]

Ok.

Scientists have recently found completely intact Woolly Mammoth DNA, and say we can fertilize an elephant's egg, implant it back into the elephant, and grow a real live mammoth. A REAL FRICKIN WOOLLY MAMMOTH.

I wanna see one.

 

[Rolex]

Okay....I guess there must be a good reason why we need them back. They've been here, done that and then they left.

 

[SteelCityNitro]

Three men broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets, police say the have nothing to go on.

 

[moe7404]

this is what you should worry about. hr1388

 

[frickenjoey]

Why is that scary? What is so bad about it? I think this this is much worse...