Humor: Proctologist

[Rolex]

A proctologist claims that these are actual comments
made by his patients while he was performing Colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not,
in fact, up there?"

6. "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the
Hokey Pokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

 

[El Pirata]

Let me guess, those are your lines....

 

[Rolex]

They're pretty creative, but I don't think I would be too humorous in that situation.

"So THAT'S where Jimmy Hoffa has been all those years?"

 

[El Pirata]

"So THAT'S where Jimmy Hoffa has been all those years?"

And you say you're not that creative....

 

[Rolex]

You forced me into coming up with something.

"Hey Doc, on the weekends, are you a tour guide at Carlsbad Caverns?"

 

[El Pirata]

I rest my case....

 

[Rolex]

Don't encourage me......

"That reminds me of the list of 'Interesting Facts', Doc. Want to see if it's true that a duck's quack doesn't echo?"



"If you hold your ear real close, can you hear the ocean?"

 

[olds97_lss]

That's where I put my car keys!!!

 

[joneser4u]

How about a hotwheels in a condom, ever see Jackass the movie?