Humor: Actual Tech Support Comments

[Rolex]

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, I wrote "click" on my desk twice, but nothing happened."


Tech Support: "How can I help you today sir?"
Customer: "I broke my cup holder. I need someone to fix it."
Tech Support: "Cup holder??"
Customer: "Yeah, you know the cup holder that comes out when you push the button."
Tech Support: "Sir that's the CD-ROM drive"
Customer: "The what??"

 

[El Pirata]

You mean all this time I thought that was a CD drive but it was a cup holder the whole time? Learn something new everyday.

 

[Rolex]

I never thought of using it for a cup holder, I thought it was a tray to hold the ashtray.