How many of these freaking things am I going to get???

[El Pirata]

I get at least one of these a day:

National Electoral Commission
Harare. Zimbabwe.
April 30th, 2004.

Proposal for Business for Mutual Benefit.
I have the honour and privilege to send this proposal to you via electronic mail. In the first place, may l use this medium to introduce myself as Mr. Kramer Tozana currently here in the Netherlands on a short training program I am the secretary of Zimbabwean National Electoral Commission charged with the responsibility of all matters. Other members of the Commission and l were given the total sum of $15.5 million US Dollars by the President Robert Mugabe in the last general elections to
return him into power by Monumental rigging, manipulations of figures to ensure that he would have land slide victory in the polls duly conducted by our Commission Consequently, this victory has been achieved and the funds as an inducement under
our control. This electoral victory has been followed and observed by International observers as fraudulent yet the President has perpetuated himself to power and he is currently the President and Commander in Chief of Armed Forces.
What is expected of you in this proposal? You are expected to help us to receive this sum, which we have carefully sent recently towards the end of last year (2003) via cargo to overseas Country for security reason. The Funds in question are in cash Form, but since we are Civil Servants and we do not maintain foreign account we humbly urge you to keep the funds on our behalf. You are expected to have 20%, as your share for
rendering this service while the remaining will be kept for us under your supervision until we put our acts together in future. If you are well disposed to handle this transaction we
shall give you further directives and other guidelines.
Please get in touch with me through my email or fax mailbox: expecting your positive response.
Email address: [email protected]
Fax: +31-20-5241470
Thanking you.
Kramer Tozana
You can view our election http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/africa/03/12/zimbabwe.poll/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1865829.stm

 

[bill61]

My personal favorites are the ones about the Visa pin number verification. They usually can't spell verification right (is usually spelled veerification).
The first time I saw the proposal about the bank account was about 8 years ago my neighbor got a letter in the mail. We had a good laugh over it.
It must be profitable for them to so this as they keep trying these scams.

 

[newnitrofan]

What the hell I am actually got a pm this morning from a guy telling me he had a savage for sale and Honestly I already have one.

 

[30%NitroBoy]

EP - I'm jealous dude, I haven't got any similar crap mail.