El Pirata
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An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay
flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he
served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he
came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain
Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary
plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your
trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather
exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't
hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your
trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up bitch."
flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he
served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he
came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain
Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary
plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your
trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather
exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't
hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your
trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up bitch."
Good one.
