Hostess treats

[Rolex]

So dad had his daughter for the weekend and took her along when he went for a haircut. On the way in he picked up some snacks to keep the girl content while she waited.
She stood right next to the chair watching intently while the barber clipped away. Moving to the side she was on, the barber said, "Be careful little lady, you're gonna' get hair on your Twinkie."
The girl said, "I know and I'm gonna' get titties, too."

 

[slowngreen]

LMFAO! Thats great. That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

 

[HPIguy]

LMAO, that's not right, but so funny

 

[hamz9561]

Dammit! I need another keyboard. ROFLMAO!

 

[Rolex]

Disclaimer:

The author is not responsible for damaged keyboards or coffee burns. :spit:

 

[hamz9561]

Now you tell me......

 

[abadk9420]

LMFAO! Thats great. That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

X2 that was some funny stuff.:

 

[RC Addict]

That was too damn funny!!!

 

[Greywolf74]

good stuff...lol