Developed? Hell, the dinosaurs hadn't been dead long enough to break down into petroleum yet. In fact, the universe was still mostly just big clouds of hydrogen.
Sorry I missed your big day, Rolex. Wasn't online yesterday. Hope you didn't shite yourself blowing out all those candles. Heard the smoke set off the smoke detectors. Were the fire boys pissed about the false alarm?
Thank you very much, all of you, friends. Birthdays are a really good thing. The more you have, the longer you live.
To those of you who were a day late, bite me.
I didn't get drunk, I didn't start my Savage, so it was a REALLY good day.