Happy Birthday Chuck

[robmob]

The one and only Chuck Norris turned 70 today.

Still a badass. Still macho.

Go out and kick someone in the face to celebrate Chuck.

:hbd:

 

[slowngreen]

He's that old? wow.

 

[robmob]

When you're that macho age means nothing.

 

[Rolex]

I agree. Age means NOTHING to me.
Happy birthday 'little bro'.

 

[beason]

you guys have it all wrong...

he WOULD be 70 years old today, if time wasn't scared of him.

he also doesn't do pushups, he pushes the earth away.

 

[Lessen]

you guys have it all wrong...

he WOULD be 70 years old today, if time wasn't scared of him.

he also doesn't do pushups, he pushes the earth away.

LMAO!

I don't know why but I freakin' LOVE Chuck Norris jokes :thumbup:

 

[robmob]

Be careful with any jokes that make fun of Chuck Norris. He can easily PM a roundhouse kick.

 

[HPIguy]

Be careful with any jokes that make fun of Chuck Norris. He can easily PM a roundhouse kick.

When he was in his prime, they were going to clock the speed of his roundhouse. The whole event was called off for fear the speed of the kick would cause the Earth to rotate backwards.


I didn't know that Chuck Norris was aware of birthdays, but I KNOW that birthdays are very aware of Chuck Norris.

 

[sweetdiesel]

Happy Birthday to the baddest dude to fight in a Bruce Lee movie (other than Bruce Lee.)



You know you are a bad@ss when you star in movies that have titles like

The Delta Force
A Force of One
Silent Rage
Forest Warrior
Hellbound
Code of Silence
Forced Vengeance
The Bells of Innocence

 

[beason]

here you go lessen, 19 whole pages of CN jokes.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/all-chuck-norris-facts

 

[Lessen]

Been there. There's a lot of dupes on there. They make me laugh though

 

[frickenjoey]

I got to meet Chuck once and he was a heck of a friendly guy. But why would he not be when you are that damn bad ass? Happy B-day Chuck!

 

[RC Addict]

I got to meet him too. In El Paso when he was filming "Lone Wolf McQuade". I guess that started the whole Texas Ranger thing...

 

[hamz9561]

There's another bad a$$ guy out there that's even older-- Clint Eastwood.

Happy Birthday anyway, Mr. Norris.

 

[godale03]

Chuck Norris is the man!

 

[Rolex]

He can easily PM a roundhouse kick.

To your FACE!!!