Guts and Balls!

[FastEddy]

Just in case you didn't know the difference:
We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort
to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

 

[Got Nitro?]

Ed i bet you have experince in both of those area's,thank's for the tip.

 

[NCNitro]

LOL, good one!

 

[Monkey Wrench]

Man, that is funny, funny stuff!

 

[RatzoRC]

HA!
Good one.

 

[SMaxxin]

Good Stuff LOL

I have guts but if I tried to have balls like that my wife would castrate me

 

[digger]

Pretty good one.

Think both of them would be more like a deathwish though.

Reminds me of a "hell ride." Any of you ever heard of that?
While making love to your wife, tell her your girfriend has better stuff.....
Hang on tight. That is a "hell ride."

 

[ZANDOR]

LMFAO..

I have guts...
And I thought I had balls.........onder2:

 

[bustedgears]

Funny stuff, Ed.

Got the gut's, ........ damnit, where'd I leave those balls at?!?!

 

[Buggyracer28]

LMAO! Nice!

 

[Revo Rancher]

Reminds me of a "hell ride." Any of you ever heard of that?
While making love to your wife, tell her your girfriend has better stuff.....

Digger, the version I heard, while having sex with your wife, d***y style, suddenly hold her hair and say, "Gee, Honey, from this angle you almost look like my secretary!" and hang on for your rodeo ride!

 

[SMaxxin]

Digger, the version I heard, while having sex with your wife, d***y style, suddenly hold her hair and say, "Gee, Honey, from this angle you almost look like my secretary!" and hang on for your rodeo ride!

Thats the version I heard too, One heck of an 8 second ride LOL

 

[digger]

Never heard it that way guys. LMAO
Guess either way is going to be a hell of a ride and better hang on.