Great Blonde Joke... lol

[ImBroken]

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde said , "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then............", he sighed,

"Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."

 

[TAKE/it/TO/the/MAXX]

LOL

i got one

theres a blonde a red head and a brunette walking in the desert and there lost and its really hot then a gennie shows up and grants each one a wish

the brunette wishes for food so they wont starve

the redhead wishes for water so they wont get dehydrated

the blonde wishes for a Car door so when it gets hot she can roll the window down

 

[ImBroken]

Originally posted by TAKE/it/TO/the/MAXX
LOL

i got one

theres a blonde a red head and a brunette walking in the desert and there lost and its really hot then a gennie shows up and grants each one a wish

the brunette wishes for food so they wont starve

the redhead wishes for water so they wont get dehydrated

the blonde wishes for a Car door so when it gets hot she can roll the window down

Hmmmm....

 

[nitro13]

Originally posted by TAKE/it/TO/the/MAXX
LOL

i got one

theres a blonde a red head and a brunette walking in the desert and there lost and its really hot then a gennie shows up and grants each one a wish

the brunette wishes for food so they wont starve

the redhead wishes for water so they wont get dehydrated

the blonde wishes for a Car door so when it gets hot she can roll the window down

ya know theres one friend i have that would ackually do that

nitro13,

 

[ZANDOR]

how does a blonde turn on the light after sex..........................................










she opens the car door..

what do you call three blondes standing in a line.....a wind tunnel..

 

[Diver6127]

What goes ... blonde, brunette,blonde,brunette,blonde, brunette?





A naked blonde doing cartwheels.

 

[El Pirata]

Originally posted by Diver6127
What goes ... blonde, brunette,blonde,brunette,blonde, brunette?





A naked blonde doing cartwheels.

Beyond stupid.

 

[TAKE/it/TO/the/MAXX]

Originally posted by ImBroken


Hmmmm....

thanks for your OPINION

 

[Diver6127]

Originally posted by El Pirata
Beyond stupid.

yeah, but you did picture it in your head, even for a quick second.

 

[El Pirata]

Originally posted by Diver6127


yeah, but you did picture it in your head, even for a quick second.

Yeah but it wouldn't be a true blonde.

 

[RC me]

I got some ok but their mixed between moma and blonde.

yo mamas so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice. her glasses are so thick when she looks on a map she sees people waving.

there a blonde a bronette and a red head stuck on an island and 30 miles away from civalization the red head swims 10 miles and dies from dehidration the bronette swims 25 miles dies for drwoning and the blonde didn`t die she just got tired 15 miles out and swam back. yo mamas so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the coutch. yo mams so fat she uses the freeway as a slip n slide.... yo mamas breath is so bad people look forward to her farts.yo mamas so fat she iron her cloths on the driveway. yo mamas so dumb she loses on chess to her amagenary friend.


last joke. theres a blonde,bronette and a redhead the redhead said if i have another tuna sandwich I`ll kill my self the bronette says if she eats a peanut butter sandwich again she will do the same thing. the the blonde said if she ever eats a shrimp again she will kill her self. so the bronette had a peanut butter sandwich for lunch so she killed her self. same with the redhead she had her self a tuna sandwich leeped of a bridge. so at the crime seen were the blonde comite suicide the father said.......she paicks her own lunch!

 

[El Pirata]

Originally posted by RC me
Ithe blonde didn`t die she just got tired 15 miles out and swam back.

Ya know I there are several of my troops that use logic like that.

I had a troop that was trying to steal a candy bar from the base exchange. He noticed the plain clothes security guard was following him so he decided to steal a walkman too. When I asked him about why he did that he actually said, "I saw the dude following me so I figured if I was going to get busted it was not going to be for a candy bar."

Personally I would have walked to the cash register and pulled the candy bar out of my pocket and paid for it and left, without bothering to try to steal something of higher value.