SMaxxin
SLAP YA MAMA
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> The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where
> the
> activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't
> speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.
> After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the
> right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and
> stuffed pillows on her right.
>
> A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the
> family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.
> Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her,
> then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
>
> A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma and said, "Hi,
> Grandma,
> you're looking good! How are they treating you?"
> Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the
> grandson... "They won't let me fart."
> the
> activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't
> speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.
> After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the
> right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and
> stuffed pillows on her right.
>
> A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the
> family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.
> Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her,
> then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
>
> A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma and said, "Hi,
> Grandma,
> you're looking good! How are they treating you?"
> Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the
> grandson... "They won't let me fart."