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Good joke...especially if you have kids

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A young family moved into a house, next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The
young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the
activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.
Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the two dollar "pay" she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When they got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with the crew building the house next door to us."
"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"
The little girl replied, "I will if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the fiddlesticking sheet rock...":OMG:
 
LOL, perfect punchline! Good thing I wasn't eating cereal when I read that... las thing I need is it comin out the nose.
 
lol thats funny. i wouldve got smacked in the back of the head for a comment like that. good one
 
Excellent joke, this reminded me of my little one a few months ago. We were in the car driving and my wife and I were having a conversation about something and I said the word "poop". Just a few seconds later I heard my little princess in the backseat saying " shhhhhh, shhhhhhh". That's when I knew I had to really watch my mouth around her. Now she repeats everything we say, really cute most of the time except when we are telling her "NO" and "STOP".
 
Yead SD, I can relate except mine took it further. We were headed to my in-laws once and stopped to get something to eat and a bathroom break. Well this idiot was blocking the whole parking lot of the Wendy's so I laid on the horn and dropped an f-bomb along with a few adjectives and my daughter threw in a yeah you f-in jerk. I'll say the rest of the drive to my inlaws was pretty quiet!
 
Nice one Jet!! lol, Man..I bet the ride was Quiet. It's hard to keep a straight face when they pop off with something like that. Then you have to tell them "That was a bad word" But yet you just said it. Double Standard..Huum
 
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