Golf.....Top Ten

[Rolex]

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, AREN'T:

10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk .
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter!
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first

 

[ZANDOR]

dam if you didn't say this first TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, AREN'T
i whould think you were coming on to us

 

[AC48]

Those are great!!! I love #9!

 

[TEXAS-NITRO-MAN]

Yam, number 9 is the best!

 

[ADDAndy]

I like #8. Just to go against the crowd.

 

[AC48]

10 and 1 are good too. Well, they are all good but 1,9,10 are the best.

 

[StrechM]

Mikey likes it!

 

[Rolex]

Mikey likes it!

That would be little Mikey from the Life cereal ads? He's all grown up now. (see #7)

 

[StrechM]

You had better leave my Calloway (Big Bertha) out of this...