LOL...well you should see when chicks get drunk and the topic of cabbage patch kids comes around...I say I was one.....and show em the proof....great ice breaker too....to say something about you are their long lost cabbage patch kid.....well it was funny AND cute when I was 17.......now only a selsct few are privey to the hairy assed cabbage kid.....oh yeah MW givin ya bad visuals on purpose....BTW I sent your stuff today...USPS...sorry UPS computer was down at eh store