Funny book report

[h8z2luze]

Book Report- Students were assigned to read 2 books: 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, stating that he thought they were pretty much identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99
Clinton:..... Cost - $29.99

Titanic:.... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:.... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:.... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:.... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe..

Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:.... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:.... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:.... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:.... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:.... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:.... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:.... Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:.... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:.... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:.... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:.... Monica... Ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:.... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:.... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing

 

[hamz9561]

Lmfao!!!!!!!

 

[Metalhead Matt]

lol. Very nice.

 

[SMaxxin]

LMAO, that was great!

 

[Rolex]

LMFAO!!! I don't care WHO you are. That's funny, right there.

 

[h8z2luze]

I thought so lol.

My favorite part..

Titanic:.... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:.... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing

 

[SteelCityNitro]

The best part of the whole thing is that it's true.