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[rcnut14]

pills. then they....

 

[Greywolf74]

decided to take the entire bottle of pills to see if it would get them high....little did they know...

 

[rcnut14]

that ur stupid when ur high. so they....

 

[Greywolf74]

went and got some piss of crab and a turtle, boy was that turtle....

 

[rcnut14]

hard{that's what she said} then...

 

[Greywolf74]

the decided to buy the turtle a push up bra and some lip stick. After they had it made up and dressed in a mini skirt...

 

[rcnut14]

they wondered what the had dressed up. then...

 

[Nitrotrout]

Rolex whored out the turtle on a busy street corner and trust me when I say.. his pimp hand was strong. So strong in fact, I once saw him.....

 

[Nitro4910]

Pimp slap the turtle from Beijing to Sydney so fast it....

 

[hamz9561]

it arrived before it left and then...

 

[SchrodeMode]

had to make sure his mom danced with his dad, but she wanted him (her not yet born turtle son). The only way to make her not attracted to him was to...

 

[Rolex]

Take off his shell. When he did, she

 

[SchrodeMode]

Realized that all of the pics he sent her were photoshoped, his bling thing savage was really just a shriveled old savage xs. She was so disappointed, she

 

[Rolex]

set fire to a lifetime supply of Turtle wax which

 

[SchrodeMode]

Turned out to be extremely explosive, the blast destroyed her...

 

[Greywolf74]

exploded in a fiery blaze of glory, which oddly enough was shaped like....

 

[hamz9561]

a sheep that Rolex once dated and then...

 

[Greywolf74]

Rolex's pubes caught fire so he...

 

[Rolex]

tried again to change the subject, but with so many morons in the thread he

 

[griff7373]

he had no luck so then he tried to ......