Evening Classes

[StrechM]

This one was forwarded this morning. Do you think she is trying to tell me something?


NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

ALL ARE WELCOME

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get a discount on registration. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:


DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper. Pictures and graphics.

THE AFTER DINNER DISHES & SILVERWARE - DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY:
Losing the remote control to your significant other
Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH - BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
Powerpoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did.

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

 

[FastEddy]

I don't quite understand what she is trying to get at.
Is this for single men? Is she trying to show us what to expect from a good wife?
Is she using this class to show prospective men what she has to offer in a relationship.
Is she trying to train men in the finer points of what a wife does?
This wench rates about .00000001 on the "Will you marry me" scale.

I'm wondering if she will open the car door for me or offer up to pay for the movie tickets on the 2nd date. A chick like this needs to grow a set, work 12 hours a day, mow the lawn, change the oil in the car, fix the wax ring around the toilet, then go to bed and have to service her winy ass before going to sleep at night. Maybe after a month of living our life she will STFU! and do her mans fu-c-n laundry.

Did I leave anything out?

 

[hb1111]

they bitch bitch bitch but then there hands are sure open when they need some shopping money,that sounds exactly like me its there JOB its in there job description in fact they need to do a little more like servicing the fiddlesticking cars oh well can't live with them and can't live with out them!!!

 

[FastEddy]

can't live with out them!!!

I could live real easily without this one!

If shes wanting you to cook, clean, do the laundry, and everything else on her list I will guarantee you she isn't going to put out either.

She makes dating Rosy and her 5 sisters look like a match made in heaven.

Real women are hard to find. With her attitude its easy to see why shes putting on seminars. She obviously wont find a man to support her.

 

[Diver6127]

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
Get over it or get a fridge with an ice maker

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
It's easier to wrap the toilet paper on your hand straight from the roll instead of unrolling it from the holder

DIFFERENCES BETWEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper. Pictures and graphics.
easier to sort colors from whites on the floor, more room

THE AFTER DINNER DISHES & SILVERWARE - DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
That's what the woman is for

LOSS OF VIRILITY:
Losing the remote control to your significant other
Help line and support groups
Men are genetically connected to the remote. It was a man that invented it, had to be!

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
Open forum
If SHE left it where the man left it, there wouldn't be a problem

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
That's the reminder to the woman to buy more

HEALTH WATCH - BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
Powerpoint presentation
Get over it and stop hinting. Valentines is bad enough

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did.
We wouldn't get lost if you could read the mapquest directions correctly (personal experience on this one). Get a GPS navigator

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
If she can do it without playing tag with the car in front and in back of the car OR scuff the tires on the curb, I'll sit quiet

LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE
Online class and role playing
Listen to my mom, you might actually learn something

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
Learn to buy what you need, not look to see what you need

REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
You're there to remind me in the morning before I leave for work, cheaper than a PDA. Why call if I'm already late, you'll be mad no matter what. I'll text ya from my cell

GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
You'll always be right, I'll always be wrong ... in your eyes. Quit nagging, just stop trying to change me. You married me for what I am, not what you want to change me in to, accept it!Watch Dr. Phil, you'll learn something.

 

[StrechM]

Its not from my wife. The source is from a Deputy DA. I'm going to email your version of it back to her Diver and then ask me if I give a $%*t or bust this.... LMAO!!!

 

[Blah420]

ahahaha thats holy moly funny

 

[Rolex]

Women should leave the lids up for us. It's much easier for them to lower them, than for us to raise them. It's a gravity thing.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
NONE. It should be open by the time she brings it to you.

 

[Diver6127]

If it were up to me, I'd have a urinal installed in my bathroom. Easier to urinate with "morning wood." At least that way, the seat's always down for her and down when we need it as well.

 

[AC48]

If it were up to me, I'd have a urinal installed in my bathroom. Easier to urinate with "morning wood." At least that way, the seat's always down for her and down when we need it as well.

Thats the best idea I've heard in a long time. That way, you're both happy.

 

[Rolex]

Why worry about that 'wood' problem, or whether the seat is up or down. Cleaning the bathroom is not the man's job.

 

[FastEddy]

If you still have morning wood by the time you make it to the bathroom shes not doing her job properly. She deserves to clean up a bit.

 

[StrechM]

Somehow I knew that this would come in handy again

 

[Rolex]

That's a great pic. I think the last time I saw it, the caption was "Senior citizen road rage".

I think I like your new caption better.

 

[FastEddy]

Well you know it isn't WoodiE or me.
WoodiE would be standing on the grass and I would be standing a lot closer.

 

[flash]

If you still have morning wood by the time you make it to the bathroom shes not doing her job properly. She deserves to clean up a bit.

or you can have my wife. wake up and look at her in the morning and the wood will disappear...for the rest of the day!

btw she is trained very well so maybe if ya fix her up a bit she might be worth somethin.

 

[FastEddy]

or you can have my wife. wake up and look at her in the morning and the wood will disappear...for the rest of the day!

So you do live in mizouri... :smoke:

 

[hb1111]

or you can have my wife. wake up and look at her in the morning and the wood will disappear...for the rest of the day!

btw she is trained very well so maybe if ya fix her up a bit she might be worth somethin.

damn dude a little tough on her i hope she dont come on here and see that!! you'll be back to porno and jacking off....lmao