Petsmart Shopper
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Pedigree Petfood for Scooter my wonder
dog at Petsmart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had
a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I
was starting the Petfood diet again - although I probably shouldn't, because
I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
woke up in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pedigree dry nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention
here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my
story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
poisoned me.
I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a
car hit us.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard!
Petsmart won't let me shop there anymore.
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Pedigree Petfood for Scooter my wonder
dog at Petsmart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had
a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I
was starting the Petfood diet again - although I probably shouldn't, because
I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
woke up in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pedigree dry nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention
here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my
story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
poisoned me.
I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a
car hit us.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard!
Petsmart won't let me shop there anymore.
