Done anything wild in your life?

[StrechM]

An old man was sitting on a park bench at the Mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: Green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.

The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said very sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk one time in Hong Kong and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son..

 

[BigBadWolf]

I just told that to about 5 people at my job... GOOD ONE!

 

[TINY_MAXX]

Lmao :spit: That was a good one.

 

[KoRnKiD]

LOL old but still funny I think I got that in an E-mail.

 

[Paintbug]

thats to funny!