Doctor's funeral

[digger]

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just
thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted.

 

[Revo Rancher]

Old, but funny...

 

[Got Nitro?]

I don't get it,what's the moral?

 

[SpitFireV12RR]

Haha funny! Got Nitro Read these definitions-

Main Entry: gy·ne·col·o·gy
Pronunciation: "gI-n&-'kä-l&-jE, "ji-
Function: noun
Etymology: International Scientific Vocabulary
: a branch of medicine that deals with the diseases and routine physical care of the reproductive system of women

proctology
One entry found for proctology.


Main Entry: proc·tol·o·gy
Pronunciation: präk-'tä-l&-jE
Function: noun
Etymology: Greek prOktos + English -logy
: a branch of medicine dealing with the structure and diseases of the anus, rectum, and sigmoid colon

If you're smart, you'll get it.

 

[Got Nitro?]

If you're smart, you'll get it.

I do get it,but it's not that funny.


I want this job though
Main Entry: gy·ne·col·o·gy
Pronunciation: "gI-n&-'kä-l&-jE, "ji-
Function: noun
Etymology: International Scientific Vocabulary
: a branch of medicine that deals with the diseases and routine physical care of the reproductive system of women


I am cheap,will accept very hot blondes.no grandma's,I'm very cheap,and don't charge much,or will take r/c's for the duty's done.

 

[SMaxxin]

I don't get it,what's the moral?

A cardiologist is a heart doctor, he was buried in a heart

A gynecologist is a **** doctor, he will be buried in a ****

A parasitologist is an butthead doctor so he will be buried in an butthead.

It was funny until I had to explain it

A cardiologist is a heart doctor, he was buried in a heart

A gynecologist is a **** doctor, he will be buried in a ****

A parasitologist is an butthead doctor so he will be buried in an butthead.

It was funny until I had to explain it

The **** are the female part that your trying to get

 

[WoodiE]

I do get it,but it's not that funny.


I want this job though
Main Entry: gy·ne·col·o·gy
Pronunciation: "gI-n&-'kä-l&-jE, "ji-
Function: noun
Etymology: International Scientific Vocabulary
: a branch of medicine that deals with the diseases and routine physical care of the reproductive system of women


I am cheap,will accept very hot blondes.no grandma's,I'm very cheap,and don't charge much,or will take r/c's for the duty's done.

It sounds good at first, but I know someone that is a gynecologist and to hear of the nasty stories almost makes you not want to ever see one again. Most girls that go to the gynecologist isn't there to show it off, usually there's something wrong. :gulp:


-Michael

 

[RatzoRC]

It was funny until I had to explain it

LMAO!

Thats funny in itself.

 

[Got Nitro?]

It sounds good at first, but I know someone that is a gynecologist and to hear of the nasty stories almost makes you not want to ever see one again. Most girls that go to the gynecologist isn't there to show it off, usually there's something wrong. :gulp:


-Michael

There's definatlly something wrong if I'm performing examining.Think ill get tunnel vision again?

 

[SpitFireV12RR]

It was funny until I had to explain it

Thats why I didn't explain it to him...I just gave him definitions to see if he would understand the joke. That way you don't ruin the fun! :shrug: