Dear Abby...
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has
recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.
My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters,
who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a
transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana. They are financially
dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers, one is
currently serving a non-parole life sentence at
Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.
My other brother is currently in jail awaiting
charges of sexual misconduct with his three
children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former
prostitute who lives in Longview, She is a part time
"working girl". All things considered, my problem is
this. I love my fianci and look forward to bringing
her into the family. I certainly want to be totally
open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John
Kerry for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has
recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.
My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters,
who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a
transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana. They are financially
dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers, one is
currently serving a non-parole life sentence at
Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.
My other brother is currently in jail awaiting
charges of sexual misconduct with his three
children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former
prostitute who lives in Longview, She is a part time
"working girl". All things considered, my problem is
this. I love my fianci and look forward to bringing
her into the family. I certainly want to be totally
open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John
Kerry for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
