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Crossing the Border

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StrechM

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A guy was traveling through Mexico on
vacation when, lo and behold, he
lost his wallet and all identification.

Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped
by the Custom's Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.

"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border,"
says the agent.

"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a
picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of
George Bush on the other."

"This I gotta see," replies the agent.

With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Boston."

"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Boston?"

The agent replies, " I recognized the picture of John Kerry in the
middle."
 
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