cop joke

[nitromaniac]

Not My Parking Ticket


I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, howabout giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So I called him a horse poop. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner...

 

[StrechM]

Oh yeah!

 

[mcvickj]

LOL. Good one. :thumbup:

 

[TINY_MAXX]

LOL.Never heard that one before.:thumbup:

 

[KoRnKiD]

LOL ohh man I want to do that now so bad LOL.

 

[El Pirata]

Dude that one rocks!!!! Sorry to be the grave digger here but I was running a search and somehow came across this one. Kudos!!!!

 

[Waste Land]

I like it. Seems like something I should try

 

[jon2]

O man that was great. I may try that now.

 

[lillightingboy21]

Haha good one. I have heard that one befroe somewhere but that is a good one....Nick