Clap and Crash!

[FastEddy]

NEEDED The Clapper and an evil disposition.

Step 1 Buy the Clapper ($19) from drugstore.com. Plug a coworker's computer into it, then attach the Clapper to the outlet.

Step 2 Wait until the annoying chump finishes a mountain of TPS reports. As he's about to hit "Save," clap, cough or hit the file cabinet twice. System crash!

Step 3 Let the obscenities die down and as the poor guy is rebooting, console him … with two friendly—and loud—pats on the back.

 

[Got Nitro?]

Dude where do you get these ider's? Are you that bored?

 

[Rolex]

He's in serious need of powerful medication and professional help.
He's avoiding them both. That's why he's so creative.

 

[Got Nitro?]

I can tell,Wanna have creative ider's with me, I'm pretty damn good

 

[vbgagnon]

Eddy that is just genious! I can see myslef doing that too! HAHAHA

 

[mcvickj]

LOL. I never thought of using a claper in that way. Oh the fun I could have at work. =devil

 

[Lessen]

He's in serious need of powerful medication and professional help.
He's avoiding them both. That's why he's so creative.

I thought he already had powerful medication? besides, he's waay beyond professional help...

 

[Digital Liquid]

I think he probably had that happen to him.

 

[Error401]

Before I go pulling out an old (and still funny) rogue sig, is this the same Got Nitro? that was on here a while back?

If not, welcome to RCNT, and I'll let the sig stay in the bag.

 

[ZANDOR]

Man Iam going to have to pull the clapper out if I can find it...

Oh and ERROR this is a new Got nitro?

 

[jon2]

Man someone is need of this at my work. He tries to give me attitude He will find himself screwed on his PC.lol

Tempting to go and buy one..

 

[Got Nitro?]

Man Iam going to have to pull the clapper out if I can find it...

Oh and ERROR this is a new Got nitro?

Yeah I'm new, I know who yall are talking about cause that guy hit all the other forum's with the same name as i did, Thanks for the welcome.

 

[Error401]

Yeah I'm new, I know who yall are talking about cause that guy hit all the other forum's with the same name as i did, Thanks for the welcome.

Sorry to hear about the name rip, the other GN was a real punk. Here's the sig anyway to show ya what our feelings were on the little turd regarding his useless posting habbits:

Please note: This is not aimed at the new Got Nitro.


As for the clapper, I've found that alot of business users here run their businesses on old P2's, P1;s, and AT systems that are, in essence, running on borroed time anyway. Most die a horrible death right before 1) something critical needs to be printed/worked on/produced, or 2) right before they go on vacation and need it fixed that day. Other than that, the true humor in the clapper would be totally missed by most people, and would instigate some fisticuff action. Might have to get some mace or a taser to compensate.

 

[vbgagnon]

I never had the pleasure of dealing with the original GN, but seeing that sig he must have been a class act!

 

[Plaidfish]

If anyone tried that at my job they would definately be fired.....that could cost me major downtime......and a lot of corrupted custom programming for very high profile clients.....not only would they be fired but I think I would find them somewhere after work and beat the living snot out of them for making my job harder.....but outside of my personal issues, that would be funny as hell to happen to someone else...LOL....
sometimes you bear the cross to be the boss.....and sometime you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.....