Business Mergers

[Rolex]

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2013:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:

Titty Titty Bang Bang ​

 

[Phins Fan]

Pretty good!! #7 may explain why you are constantly running around without any pants on!!

 

[Rolex]

Well sure. That and #9.

 

[Greyryder]

Used to know a guy online, that worked for a company that went by the initials PHH. When they opened an office in the UK, they were looking for name suggestions for it. For some reason, they rejected his rather obvious suggestion.

 

[hamz9561]

What about the company with the name of Farnsworth, Unser, Cahill and Knowles?

 

[Rolex]

Used to know a guy online, that worked for a company that went by the initials PHH. When they opened an office in the UK, they were looking for name suggestions for it. For some reason, they rejected his rather obvious suggestion.

I was about to ask what the obvious was, and then it dawned on me. Lol.

Then there's the law firm I use:
Dewey, Cheatim and Howe.

 

[Greyryder]

I've been using Chatem, Cheatem, and Run since an ambulance backed over my last lawyer.