Blonde joke

[RatzoRC]

A blonde was shopping and came across a silver Thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was.

“That’s a Thermos,” the clerk said. “It keeps some things hot and some things cold.”

“Wow,” said the blonde. “That’s amazing. I’m going to buy it!”

So she bought the Thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk.

“What do you have there?” he asked.

“Why, that’s a Thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,” she replied.

Her boss inquired, “What do you have in it?”

The blond replied, “Two popsicles and some coffee.”

 

[Buggyracer28]

haha! That one was pretty good!

 

[ZANDOR]

BOOOOOHHHH :hammer:

 

[digger]

A blonde and her boyfriend are driving down the road.
They pass a blonde in a field in a rowboat, rowing like hell.

The blonde in the car looks at her boyfriend and says,
"It's blondes like that, that give us a bad name."

"If I could swim, I'd swim out there and kick her ass!"

 

[.21Rc10GT]

LMAO!!! Both of those are hilarious...

 

[Revo Rancher]

How does a dumb blonde turn on the light after having sex?



































Opens the car door!


What is the first thing a dumb blonde does in the morning?























Go home.

 

[Plaidfish]

Revo were you spying on me this week????

 

[JESSE G]

Lmfao !!

 

[Revo Rancher]

Well, Plaid, those college students did launch their own satellite this week...So, was she a natural blonde?

 

[Carbon_Savage418]

alright here we go.....


so theres three girls.

a Russian, American, and a dumb blonde. and they begin talking about outer space and get to bragging.

The Russian brags: "We were the first in Space!"

American says: "well we were the first on the moon."

and the dumb blonde says: "well, I am going to be the first to go to the sun"

the American and Russian say: "Your stupid, your going to burn up."

the blonde says: "No, no, no, no, no, silly.... I am going to go at night"

 

[JatoBasher]

Lmao at all the joke's

 

[Buggyracer28]

LMAO at Carbon!