Attacked by a rabid Rottweiler

[FastEddy]

Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when one of
them was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly,
the other boy ripped a board off a near by fence, wedged
it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.

A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the
incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter
began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the
headline: "Brave Young Celtics Fan Saves Friend From Jaws
Of Vicious Animal."

"But I'm not a Celtics fan, "the little hero interjected.

"Sorry, "replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston,
I just assumed you were."

Hitting the delete key, the reporter began "John Kerry Fan
rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack."

"But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds.

The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was
either for the Celtics or Kerry or Kennedy. What team or
person do you like? "

"I'm a Houston Rockets fan and I really like George W. Bush,
the boy says.

Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again:
"Arrogant Little Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."

 

[vbgagnon]

Now thats a good one!

 

[FastEddy]

I love the "Spin"
Just goes to show you not to believe the headlines you read.

 

[Revo Rancher]

I've seen that one before. Rings with a lot of truth about the mainstream media and the alphabet news channels. As I get older I have less and less respect for most newspaper reporters and TV news hosts. My Father-in-Law, retired big-wig at the gas company, has been misquoted so many times, never mind they have NEVER spelled his last name correctly, although it is not that unusual of a name.