already october

[digger]

Here is something for you little girls to look foward to:


I got to thinking the other day, won't be long till my 30 year high school reunion.
My 23yr old son can almost out-drink me and he is definitely getting more action than I am.
Been with the same woman for 20 years. She still can't cook. Her mother is still annoying as hell.
Worked at the same place for 16 years. Still don't have any money.
My idea of going out, is sneaking out of the yard to get away from the 'ol lady.


Yeah, I'm getting depressed...
Got to be something good at this age...


Oh yeah, I don't need depends and I can still pee standing up. It's all good. :

 

[Lessen]

Not as old as Ed!

aww. I'm dissapointed. I was certain Rolex's name was going to come up.

 

[Bryson]

It is weird how I'm only 19 and little things give me the biggest flash backs, almost like a vietnam vet. Such as prom, a song reminds me of that night, flash back, I end up smacking myself up side the head to snap out of it. If anyone is still in highschool and is reading this, never take a underclass girl to prom! Biggest waste of 500 bucks! Ill stop there. lol.


You know whats worse though, I went to costco the other day, and they had christmas stuff out, I think corporations speed up time as much as they can.

 

[neobart]

Oh hell no!!!!!

I really hate it when they start Christmas this early. You end being sick of it when it finally IS Christmas. If it were up to me, you wouldn't see any Christmas ornaments until the start of December.

 

[slowngreen]

Oh hell no!!!!!

I really hate it when they start Christmas this early. You end being sick of it when it finally IS Christmas. If it were up to me, you wouldn't see any Christmas ornaments until the start of December.

agreed man....takes away any fun of the holiday and the entire point of it aswell.

 

[alpinehyperlite]

I get to be a grench on christmas day. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[godale03]

aww. I'm dissapointed. I was certain Rolex's name was going to come up.

Well considering he was one of the original signers of the Declaration of Independance... he just might be older than Ed!

 

[neobart]

Since Rolex is absent, I figure he's out chopping down cherry trees. :

 

[MrClean]

Since Rolex is absent, I figure he's out chopping down cherry trees. :

Or perhaps inventing FIRE!

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Or perhaps DISCOVERING FIRE!

Fixed..