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StrechM

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Old but still a good one.

WOMEN DRIVERS

This morning on the Deerfoot Trail, I looked over to my left and
there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 75 mph with her face up next to
her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a
couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my
lane, still working on that makeup.
Now as a man, I don't scare easily,
but she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying
to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between
my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone,
soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women!
 
No poop Doooooooooooooo Not Let Women Drive . Espes Blond Drivers Recked My Rig Twice. Bought Her An R/C And She Blew That Up.
 
women drivers suck they are pretty good multi taskers,but that is me cell phone, soda, tring to write info down while driving and at the same time blowing the damn horn at some bitch driving 45 in 55
 
The difference is that women are "technical drivers." Try teaching one to drive a stick and you'll find out. "Ok, at what speed do I go into second?" and so on and so forth. Men are "artistic" drivers. Always conforming or adjusting to the flw of traffic.

One woman cut me off while waiting for a parking spot. She looked at me and said "you snooze, you lose." I smiled, waited for her to go in the store and positioned my Tahoe (has a push bar in the front) and shoved her into the parking spot in front of her car. AAAAAAAAAAH, artistic driving at it's best! BTW, I parked somewhere else and watched her come out of the store just to see her reaction.

She looked at the car, counted her fingers, yadda yadda yadda ... technical drivers! hahahahaha. She probably was counting how many steps it took her to park the car.
 
hb1111 said:
women drivers suck they are pretty good multi taskers,but that is me cell phone, soda, tring to write info down while driving and at the same time blowing the damn horn at some bitch driving 45 in 55
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I was the one doing 45 in a 55. Think I'm going to slow, pass me. It'll make my day to see someone who's racing to die have a head on with something that says mack. That'll definately slow you down. Just remember to tell the doctor in the ER to please hurry because your tee time is in 5 minutes.

Oh yeah, generally these people doing 45 in a 55 are actually doing 55 in a 55. You're just factoring in the 10mph over you normally drive the road making it seem too slow.
 
Actually EP, you just drive SLOW!
 
actually there to much damn traffic here to even to the 55 our freeways are so packed with traffic it usally 20-25 then when it clears up at for a few miles and el pirata is in my damn way oh yeah I'm going to pass you blowing the horn with the biggest finger you ever saw...lol
 
HAHA, today my mom pulled into the garage and it was to close to the side wall and she scratched up the whole side of her car!!! HAHA!!! It was so funny, she was soo pissed. lol.
 
Highways.............. What About Driveways. My Wife Backed Rite Into My Vette. InThe God Damm Drive Way...... Das Women can't Drive Anywhere.
 
Funny I never seem to have anyone around me when I am driving... They all seem to be behind me... I don't know what they are doing but I never go faster then 95...err 75. Really I do around 65-75. I have seen women driving while on the cell phone on the shoulder and applying make up with her visor down.

Funny I never seem to have anyone around me when I am driving... They all seem to be behind me... I don't know what they are doing but I never go faster then 95...err 75. Really I do around 65-75. I have seen women driving while on the cell phone on the shoulder and applying make up with her visor down.

YEAH I slowed down .

Jon
 

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