Why I have the best Job in the World

[Nitroaddict]

Okay aside from getting tons of free stuff, partying all the time and other things that go on and on - I get to take pictures of the girls that advertise their "services" in my paper. Here is a couple of examples of what my day consisted of today. PM me if u want to see the rest of my day, lol.

 

[HumboldtBlazer]

hey thats my mom!

 

[Nitroaddict]

i know - i TOLD you already, she was in the shower when i left

 

[HumboldtBlazer]

At least you let her clean off all that Rhino junk you got all over her hair

 

[Nitroaddict]

yeah - I'm cool like that.

 

[Maxxcrazy88]

Lucky bastard.....:trashed:

 

[Nitroaddict]

its good to be the king. I had to go out to the golf course last night and take about 30 pics of the girls that are employed by that company. then, today, i had to sort out the ones i liked for the ads, and have them come in for final proofs. oh what a great job.........

like i said, if u want to see the other photos i took, pm me, they are not r rated its just that i dont feel like uploadiung them all here. after all this is an RC site.

 

[HumboldtBlazer]

Do you need a computer guy?

 

[Nitroaddict]

LMAO - actually we do need an IT guy, and a graphic designer right now.

Our website designer is leaving at the end of July, so we will need someone for that too!

 

[HumboldtBlazer]

Where do I send my resume'?

I've got a good one, I worked for Intel, Dell, and many other very recognizable companies. Good ref's. Hows the weed in Florida?

 

[RobH]

I'm sure you can get some of that ledgendary "Humboldt green" just about anyplace you go. Hell, bring a duffle bag full with you and to hell with the IT job.

Nitroaddict, did I ever tell you about the Escort Service that I live next door to? PM me -- they have a website.

 

[Nitroaddict]

LMAO! u live next door? jeez man, on the wrong side of the tracks?? lol

humboldt - look online at our website for the avail positions. as for the other question, u will have to PM me

 

[RobH]

I live in a development accually. You have to get past a gaurd to get in the gates. Needless to say they drive to meet their clients, but we still see a lot of HO HO HOs going in and out. I did work on their computers. LOL

 

[HumboldtBlazer]

I meant do you have a lot of pollen from the weeds in Florida as I have bad allergies. Man your guy's minds are in the gutter. Drugs are bad em kay!

:smoke: :mex:

 

[Nitroaddict]

rob - i bet u "worked" on their computers! did it for trade, not money, eh?

blazer - the pollen here is pretty strong. and the allergy medicine is cheap too

 

[HumboldtBlazer]

you actually bought that crap I dished up?

 

[RobH]

Accually they have never admitted to me that they run an escort business. They have only said that they run a business, not what exactly.

I was searching for a "process monitor". When I typed in "pro", "prostitution" popped up as a recent search. Then I was typing something with a "4" and "4 play escorts" came up. Add to all this that his wife dresses like a whore, and things start to add up. Then I heard him answer his business phone "This is Exquisite, how can I help you?" Then I went to the yellow pages and sure enough "Exquisite Escorts" is the only escort service listed in our phone book and they are in the same citiy as me. hummmm...

http://www.switchboard.com/bin/cgid...=Exquisite&T=drums&S=pa&Search.x=0&Search.y=0

It's pretty wack but my neighbor is a whore and her husband is a pimp.

 

[HumboldtBlazer]

ok screw this I need an AVATAR!!!!!!! screw you NA:censored: :censored: :censored: :censored:

 

[Nitroaddict]

LMAO at u guys - rob thats some funny sheet!!!

as for humboldt so there! lol. btw - i didnt buy it, bro, ready through the lines on my last post.

 

[HumboldtBlazer]

ok It takes me a minute or 10. My name is Forest....Forest Gump and I own a Scrimpin boat.