Who's Guilty?

[SMaxxin]

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 O'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man "poop! That must be my husband!"

So the guy quickly got out of bed scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.

Just a few minutes later he returned and screams at the woman "I'm your husband, you slut!"

The woman yelled back, "Yeah? Why were you running? You son of a bitch!"

 

[Bryson]

Hahah thats a Frigin good one.

Bryson

 

[ohmygahitscoby]

Hahaha. It was the noise's fault.

 

[SublimeRevo]

givin that the women woke up an instigated the situation I guess you could say the guy is guilty because she could have been testing him. But then again she may have just been confused and she maybe a slut.

 

[marauder]

givin that the women woke up an instigated the situation I guess you could say the guy is guilty because she could have been testing him. But then again she may have just been confused and she maybe a slut.

I think you put way too much thought into that one. lol Great joke.

 

[nitrogator]

i like that one pretty funny.and i think they both are to blame she was dreaming about the guy that afternoon and the guy was dreaming about his girl from that day

 

[Rolex]

That's pretty funny.
Actually, the noise wasn't outside. I twisted my ankle on a pair of shoes in the closet, and lost my balance.

 

[nitrogator]

That's pretty funny.
Actually, the noise wasn't outside. I twisted my ankle on a pair of shoes in the closet, and lost my balance.

thats funny rolex:bow:

 

[SublimeRevo]

I think you put way too much thought into that one.

I really didn't try to but I genrally try to think outside the box. Only took a couple of seconds to come up with that.

 

[WoodiE]

That's pretty funny.
Actually, the noise wasn't outside. I twisted my ankle on a pair of shoes in the closet, and lost my balance.

Out again without your walker huh? Some people never learn.



-Michael

 

[Rolex]

Out again without your walker huh? Some people never learn.



-Michael

LMAO!! I'm HOWLING out loud.
I wasn't prepared for that.

 

[hamz9561]

That's pretty funny.
Actually, the noise wasn't outside. I twisted my ankle on a pair of shoes in the closet, and lost my balance.

A voyeur, too? Have you no shame, Rolex?:boxing: