Who speaks spanish?

[HumboldtBlazer]

Motah is beuno pada na soltrous (sp?)

 

[StrechM]

My secratary does:

Te puso tu mama o te encotraron abajo de una piedra?
or
Fue salido del huevo usted o su madre lo encontró bajo una piedra?

Comprendes?

 

[Nitroaddict]

Stretch - my spanish is weak - what did u just say? something about big breasts and being stoned?

 

[StrechM]

NA, you have a one track mind!
I said:
Were you hatched or did your mother find you under a rock? lol

 

[Nitroaddict]

awww....stoned, rock - close enough

 

[StrechM]

or this,

Mientras obtengo apedreado lo hace me muestra sus senos inmensos? hehehe

 

[Nitroaddict]

While stoned, she showed me her huge breasts?

 

[StrechM]

While I get stoned will you show me your breasts?

 

[Nitroaddict]

hey i was close. told you my spanish isnt that great

 

[StrechM]

If I have to ask my secretary for another translation she' gonna slap me!... lol

Dora, Dora, Dora el explorador..........

 

[Nitroaddict]

hahaha - nice secretary if she is translating the above posts, lol.

 

[kazi]

Ha,ha,ha, someone here is using on-line translators, sounds really funny. Ok if any of you is interested in a good spanish forum just click here http://miarroba.com/foros/ver.php?id=27750
I'll continue posting in this forum you seem very nice fellows. When I went to Los Angeles first time I was just shocked, Why so many efforts to learn english if every body speaks spanish?

 

[StrechM]

kazi,
Is it Barxelona or Bacelona or?
When I have my gal translate it is different from the online translator. Do you know why?

 

[kazi]

Barcelona is the correct one, I have to edit my profile

 

[30%NitroBoy]

Originally posted by StrechM
kazi,
Is it Barxelona or Bacelona or?
When I have my gal translate it is different from the online translator. Do you know why?

Hey bro,

Don't ever expect a free online translation to properly and correctly translate everything. Not to mention that it can really screw up if your not using perfect grammar and perfect spelling.You need a real human translation and especially if their's any kind of slang involved.

Most people from spain speak "correct" university taught spanish with a minimum of slang adopted to their laguage in general. Every country has their own slang and variations of spanish to whatever extent. As for peoople from Spin in general, they tend to talk with a weird lisp. It's generally an indicaton of their precieved superiority to other latin speaking countires. More often then not they sound like affeminate homosexuals....lmfao but true. No offense to any gay people of course.

Spain has it's good and bad points like any other country but their food is bland and boring and more fun can generally be had in other latin countires like Chile or Argentina. Not all but many Spanish people from Spain are arrogant as hell IME>

"I'm from ISssspania"...lmao.

Peace

 

[StrechM]

NB,
Muchas gracias por la información.

Ahora dónde que hizo a mujer grande de breasted va?

 

[robriguez]

Ella es aqui. ( O )( O )

o revisar la "Babe Thread". Alla tenemos un monton de senos

 

[30%NitroBoy]

Originally posted by StrechM
NB,
Muchas gracias por la información.

Ahora dónde que hizo a mujer grande de breasted va?

No Problema StretchM, La comida in España, no es malo pero is muy aburido (SP). Pero los senoritas in Espana es mas mehor.

I've been to most every latin Country on the planet many times for work. Mexico on la Playa (of course) is my favorite of all of them. Border towns in Mexico can be allot of fun but you need to be carefull and exercise serious common sense. As for Women in geneal, Argentina is the best and has a high % of great looking and nice breasted women. SPain would be #2 in my book but it's gonna be harder in general for a Gringo, even if you do speak spanish. Columbia isn't really worth talking about but has Cocaine and COffee..lol. I can have a grea time in Columbia (hey, they gave us SKaira..lol) but most wouldn't.

FYI....One cool thing about spain is that you can still legally get Ansinthe their...AKA Absinto. It will most literally turn your brain to mush if you drink allot of it but it's fun on occasion. The college kids in Spain like to drink Ansinthe as a B-52 style shot with the crazy green stuff on top.

Peace

 

[StrechM]

Mexican food is great but the senora will try and kick my el extremo if she was to catch me with one of the senoritas. A few Corone Real doubles will do... lol

 

[Smurfola212]

I speak some french and some spanish..:trout: